ominous-ellipses:

FOUND family??? you think i just found them like this??? babes this is FORGED family. Me & the bros were scrap metal in a junkyard (very valuable, very sharp, very dangerous, uncared for) and we GOT IN THE FUCKING FIRE TOGETHER. WE did this. we said I AM NOT LEAVING YOU and melted into each other for better or for worse (it’s for better) and we are A FUNCTIONAL UNIT now. DO NOT SEPARATE. BATTERIES FUCKING INCLUDED. FOUND family my ass, we built this non-nuclear family unit from the ground up, don’t devalue this!!! it was is and will be a labour of love!!!

mistbjorn:

conceptofjoy:

conceptofjoy:

conceptofjoy:

sigh rose and dirk would have unimaginable beef online. thats why skaia never let them be born at the same time

im going to cry.j..

yotume:

cahootings:

cahootings:

cahootings:

“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me

a really good point but considering any stabbing is a thinly veiled penetration metaphor dick in hole prevails

this post was a joke but I love the direction we’re going

rezmacro:

supermariomamafucker:

foods ive been into lately

fucked up in the crib eating jeffrey

earhartsease:

aforlorngazeintoyesterday:

aforlorngazeintoyesterday:

well my four year old cousin just asked me if i was a boy or a girl so i think im doing it right

i told her i wasnt either of those and she asked me if i was a chicken

behold a nonbinary

noisylovepatrol:

Jujutsu Kaisen Post Card

alulagoose:

strangestcase:

every UN vote is like

“Do all children deserve to eat?”

USA: No.

Israel: No.

Some random country: I don’t know.

Everybody else: Yes.

The UN: Gee, so much disagreement. I guess we will never know.

*based on true events

luxites:

ALT

ALT

to hell and back